Turns out that the infamous Jai will be “DJing at the VIP Club”:http://www.vipclubdc.com/ tonight. This is a perfect opportunity for the anti-Jai masses to speak out against the tiresome mediocrity that is his _Queer Eye_ performance. Unfortunately, I have plans tonight. Plus, it would take a small fortune in wardrobe and body work expenses to get me to the point where the bouncers would even let me in. So I’m putting the call out: if you’re in D.C. and ain’t got nuthin’ to do tonight, stalk Jai for me! At _least_ get some entertaining anecdotes about his pathetic DJing skills and I’ll put them up on the blog.